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The Real Failure

The only real failure is failing to learn from failure.

There is a story of a young reporter who was commissioned to interview an old and successful businessman.

`Sir,’ he asked politely, `what has been the secret of your success?’

The older man leaned back on his leather swivel chair, behind his shining mahogany desk, and replied, `Two words, son, two words: right decisions.’

The reporter wrote it down. Then he asked another question. `And how do you learn how to make right decisions, sir?’ he asked.

The successful business man leaned back further and replied, `One word, son, one word: experience.’

The reporter wrote this down, too, and then asked, `Well, sir, how do you acquire experience?’

The older man leaned forward over his desk and whispered conspiratorially, `Two words, son, two words: wrong decisions!’

The only real failure is failing to learn from failure.

Life’s Gifts Are In Disguise

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box.

Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, “With all your money you give me a Bible?” and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son.

He needed to come home immediately and take care things. When he arrived at his father’s house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search his father’s important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.

As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer’s name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words…PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss Life’s gifts because they are not packaged as we expected?

Puppies For Sale.. do read it

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.

As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.

“Mister”, he said, “I want to buy one of your puppies.”

“Well”, said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, “these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.”

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

“I’ve got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look.”

“Sure”, said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle, Here, Dolly! he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up…

“I want that one”, the little boy said, pointing to the runt.

The farmer knelt down at the boy’s side and said, “Son, you don’t want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would.”

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, “You see sir, I don’t run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands.”

The world is full of people who need someone who understands. Are you there for them?

People In Our Life

During my second month of school, our professor gave us a pop quiz.

I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?”

Surely, this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.

Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

“Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also spoke to her, learned her name and said Thanks!

LETTER FROM MY WIFE

Dear Husband:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and
nails done,I cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching the game.

You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or anything.
Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, what ever the case
is, I’m gone.

P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a
good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to
try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing
that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother raised me to
not say anything if you can’t say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on
you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on
it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed
fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all
of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job
and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life
you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you
won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Carl,my brother was born
Carla. I hope that’s not a problem.

Management lesson

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized?

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a
bathtub; we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to
empty the bathtub.”

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal
person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon.”

No,” answered the Director. “A normal person
would pull the drain plug.”

He flunked….. …..

There is a difference between an objective and actions!
Unless you understand your objective, you will be wasting your time in your actions.

Interesting interview….

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power…

Candidate :Ok Sir ….

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good.

Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate : Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. .

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer : ok now stop these all..

Candidate: ok now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe…chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah…bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Candidate : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Candidate: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Candidate: I m selected…I M SELECTED???REALLY? ?

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