Month: February 2011

LETTER FROM MY WIFE

LETTER FROM MY WIFE

Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to […]

Management lesson

Management lesson

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized? “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub; we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and […]

Interesting interview….

Interesting interview….

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power…

Candidate :Ok Sir ….

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good.

Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate : Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. .

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer : ok now stop these all..

Candidate: ok now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe…chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah…bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Candidate : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Candidate: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Candidate: I m selected…I M SELECTED???REALLY? ?

Two sides of the same coin

Two sides of the same coin

For example: We read newspaper or when we watch a news channel. Our opinions are formed on the basis of what journalist has shown, but thats only the one side. We are yet to see the other side. This happens to each and every story […]

There are plenty of opportunities for mo…

There are plenty of opportunities for mo…

There are plenty of opportunities for moving forward in precisely the direction you wish to go. You simply must allow yourself to notice them.

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Social media, People and the Government

Social media, People and the Government

Fascinating about Egypt that there was no leader that became the instrument of change. No Gandhi, Mandela, Martin Luther King was needed to lead Egypt to revolt. Just the people. Social Media brought people together in Egypt. And that’s what scares other governments When there […]

Remember what you have forgotten, and di…

Remember what you have forgotten, and di…

Remember what you have forgotten, and discover what you never before realized you knew. Don’t be so busy chasing success that you lose touch with why you’re doing it. Citation

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’

So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’


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