Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to […]
Month: February 2011
Interviewer: Let me check your word Power…
Candidate :Ok Sir ….
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good.
Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad
Interviewer : Come
Candidate : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Candidate : Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. .
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Candidate: Keep Talking.
Interviewer : ok now stop these all..
Candidate: ok now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe…chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa
Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah…bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
Candidate : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Candidate: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Candidate: I m selected…I M SELECTED???REALLY? ?
Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’
The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’
Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’
And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’