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I was just thinking of some gazals that…

I was just thinking of some gazals that i haven’t heard since quite a long time… will share a couplet from a gazal:

“is duniya me aakar,
sabka kuchh na kuchh kho jata hai,
kuchh rote hai aur
kuchh apne gham se gazal sajate hain”

Dangerous Friends Main ghar late aaya tho Dad…

Dangerous Friends:

Main ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: “Where were you?”
Maine kaha: “Friend ke ghar tha.”
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
………4 ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.”
2 ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai.”
3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?”
1 ne tho had hi kar di, kaha: “Haan Papa bolo kya hua”…!!!

(Abb bolo HAR EK friend zaroori hota hai!!)

Every daughter’s finger may b small, bu…

Every daughter’s finger may b small, but she can still wrap her daddy around it.

Daughters are like flowers, they fill d world with beauty .

Daughters can never be charged of thoughtless mischief. They plan it.

A daughter will own her parents all her life.

She may outgrow your lap, but wont outgrow your heart.

B proud 2 have a daughter or b 1 urself.

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’

So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’

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