January 2011

THE FOUR CANDLES!!!

January 30, 2011 post

The four candles burn slowly
The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking.
The first on said
“I AM PEACE!
However no can keep me lit,
I believe i will go out”
Its flame rapidly diminishes and goes out completely.
The second one said
” I AM FAITH!
Most of all, i am no
Longer indispensable,
So it doesn’t make any sense
That i stay lit any longer.”
When it finished talking, a breeze softly blew on it putting it out.

Sadly, the third spoke in its turn
“I AM LOVE
I have got the strength
To stay lit. people put me aside
And don’t understand my importance.
They even forget to love those
Who are nearest to them.”
And waiting no longer it goes out.

Suddenly…
A child enters the room and sees three candles no burning
” why are you not burning?
You are suppose to stay lit
Till the end.”
Saying this the child begins to cry..

Then the fourth candle said
” don’t be afraid while i am
Still burning
We can relight the other candles,
I AM HOPE! ”
With shining eyes, the child took the candle of hope and lit the other candles.
The flame of hope should never go out from your life and that each of us can maintain HOPE, FAITH, PEACE and LOVE!

Email to wife (wrong recipient)

January 28, 2011 post

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

computer-in-hotel

Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. I’ve just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was …

Dare You LAUGH at SARDARS!!

January 27, 2011 post

a sardar goes to a quiz…

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says “I will skip this”

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

SCROLL DOWN…….

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar’s replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he
changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.

Now tell me who’s the dumb one….Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar again

A Visit to a Warship INS VIKRANT…… A MEMORY TO CHERISH

January 24, 2011 post

I was just watching the news about the new INDIAN WARSHIP and recollected some good old school days where we had a school trip to visit a WARSHIP AT COLABA…. it was “INS VIKRANT”.

INS Vikrant

INS VIKRANT was india’s first Aircraft carrier and now it is a floating museum.

INS Vikrant

As a school kid the entire experience was mesmerizing… it was scary at few areas… as there were no lights at some corridors and rooms… but the moment we reached the top (basically a runway for the aircraft) everything seemed so beautiful….. sound of waves, we schools kids talking to each other… there was no end to the water…. at some places steps to climb were made of rope…. it was so scary to climb… to get into the warship we had to go thru a wooden bridge…. WHOOPS many of us were scared to move thru that bridge.

IT WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE….

INS Vikrant - now as Museum

Small decisions

January 22, 2011 post

The small decisions have a big influence on your life because you make so many of them, all day, every day. The small decisions are the ones that keep you focused and moving ahead.

Sure, the big decisions, that you pay a lot of attention to, will set the direction for your life. However, the small decisions are what deliver and maintain that direction.

Small decisions come so fast and so frequently that you can’t possibly have time to think through each one. That’s why the way to effectively take positive control of those small decisions is to develop positive habits.

Instead of thinking through each small decision, program those decisions into your behavior. Instead of being constantly tempted to wander away from the path you’ve chosen, make it your second nature to keep yourself positively focused on what really matters.

Get all the powerful small decisions working in your favor by making them into solid, repeating habits. Invest in creating positive habits in your life, and your investment will continue to pay valuable dividends each day.

Every moment is a choice. Create powerful, positive habits for yourself and all those choices will lead you precisely where you wish to go.

WELCOME TO THE STOCK MARKET!!!

January 21, 2011 post

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the

villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the
villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now
buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to
their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys
became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone
catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since
he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on
behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all
these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell
it to him for Rs50.”

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !

Welcome to the “Stock” Market!!!!!

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