January 2011

Inspiration??? You Decide

A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.”
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, “What are your two words?”
“Food cold!” the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said “What are your two words?”
“Robe dirty!” the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, “What are your two words?”
“I quit!” said the man.
“Well,” the head monk replied, “I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!”

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Brave Hubby

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

Facebook dismisses shutting down rumours

Facebook has dismissed rumors that the social networking site is shutting down, after millions of its users got panicked.

“We didn’t get the memo about shutting down, so we’ll keep working away. We aren’t going anywhere; we’re just getting started,” the New York Daily News quoted Facebook as tweeting.

The Internet rumour was sparked by a report from a website, Weekly World News.

According to their story, the social media giant would shut down in March because Mark Zuckerberg was getting too stressed out.

Facebook has gotten out of control and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life,” the newspaper quoted Zuckerberg as allegedly saying at a press conference in California.

The questionable story sent Facebook users into a panic. The phrase “Is Facebook shutting down” was the 14th most searched for on Google on Saturday and the 10th most as of Sunday morning.

COST MANAGEMENT

A PERSON was ILL..

DAY 1 A fellow advised HIM TO go to a DOCTOR

DAY 2 THE FELLOW AGAIN advised him to visit a DOCTOR,
he nodded with an unpleasant smile..

DAY 3 STILL, HE WAS ILL N he did not go to the DOCTOR.

THE ILL PERSON Came n asked THE FELLOW how much would the doctor cost him?

The FELLOW replied not more than 5$

the ILL person asked him how much will it cost him if he dies..

The FELLOW looked at him and said around 2$

The ill person replied *_”I SHALL DIE , THEN”_*

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