Rajni Jokes

RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

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RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
…….. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

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RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

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GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR  LIVING  IN INDIA!!!!!!!

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DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!

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Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

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Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

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Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

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Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!

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Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

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One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs… Thats how the Log table was invented.

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One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

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Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC….
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

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Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

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Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

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All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!

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