Equation 1: Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work Equation […]
Controversy was the flavour of the year for science as top academies got the flak in the heated debate on commercialising genetically-modified crops and mishandling of radiation sources by universities that resulted in the death of a person in the capital. The year gone by […]
Today there is an app for almost everything, from losing weight to finding a job. Can any of them help us keep our New Year’s resolutions? Yes and no, says Ananda Mitra, professor of communication at Wake Forest and the author of ‘Alien Technology’ and […]
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2009 & 2010.
Because of your kindness:
>>> I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
>>> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
>>> I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer.
>>> I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any
other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7
blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
>>> I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get
a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore
>>> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and
>>> When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no
matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me
to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me
taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
>>> I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7
>>> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were
supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program would arrive soon.
>>> My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
>>> Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to
use my account to transfer his uncle property of some
hundred millions $.
>>> Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most
of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (or going to be
married) – (to someone else!) 🙁
>>> IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people
in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head
today at 6:30pm.
Hours mean no more or less than years. A moment is a point with no dimension. People count to undermine their fears, Persuaded numbers lead to comprehension. Yet time is an illusion of our motion, No realer than the rising of the sun. Each line […]
When you were very young, you developed an astounding number of new skills in a short period of time. You quickly worked your way from a helpless infant into a capable and knowledgeable young person.
How were you able to make such rapid progress? One big reason why you moved ahead so quickly was because you weren’t worried about making mistakes.
When your focus is only on avoiding mistakes, you avoid achievement as well. Being constantly worried about getting it wrong prevents you from getting it right.
Choose to learn one more important lesson from the rapid progress you achieved as a child. Banish worry and doubt from your efforts, and see how very much more quickly you move forward.