Khichdi Jokes

 

 

 

Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansa … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” — “B side” …. toa “C-side” … “D- side” —> “Decide”

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Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
main chor …main chor….mature. ..acha acha….

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alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

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Asset
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” … Asset ..


Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

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TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)

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MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA


elastic
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa…
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!