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Two sides of the same coin

February 13, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

For example: We read newspaper or when we watch a news channel.

Our opinions are formed on the basis of what journalist has shown, but thats only the one side. We are yet to see the other side.

This happens to each and every story and incident of our life.

Like:

We all know Mahatma Gandhi and Adolf Hitler. Two completely different personalities. But they had one thing in common ——- LOVE FOR THIER COUNTRY.

Mahatma Gandhi believed in non-violence and Adolf Hitler was totally opposite. In the process of achieving freedom for their respective countries many people were killed.

Though Gandhi believed non-violence, there was violence while the freedom struggle was going on in India and many people were killed…. though indirectly.

In Hitler’s case, we can say that the same thing was done directly. There was a world war and people were killed….

Today, when people think of Hitler, they get angry or find him a negative character. But, i think the feelings of Hitler and Gandhi were same!!

This is just one example.. Each and every story has 2 sides and most of the times we fail to see the other side. We need to turn the coin or move towards the other side of the coin to see it.

Grandparents Answering Machine

February 9, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

Good morning. . . . At present we are not in but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp …
If you are one of our children, press 1
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner start talking – we are listening !!!”

Some Stupid Questions and Answers…..

February 8, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No.. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair….
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..

At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle ……..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

Heights of Misunderstanding

February 8, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

“I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

” Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ”

“Yes… speaking”

Reliance guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!”

“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.

“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the Reliance guy.

“What are you saying? It’s in your files …HOW?????”

” Yes ………… . We have a system of finding out who’s overdue ”

” GOD!!!!!!… …… This is too much…….. ..”

“Madam, I am sorry… I am following orders…. I
have to inform you are overdue”

“I know that … let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ….. He will speak to your company tomorrow ”

That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.

“What’s going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?

What business is that of yours?” the husband shouts.

“Just calm down,” says the lady at the reception at Reliance, “it’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.”

“PAY you? And if I refuse?”

“Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut yours off.”

“And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.

“I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.”

9 Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent

February 5, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING…
But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming,
no planning your response. Just listening.

2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION…
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses,
pats on the back and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER…
Email funpages to your friends. Share articles and funny stories.
Your gift will say, “I love to laugh with you.”

4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE…
It can be a simple “Thanks for the help” note or a full sonnet.
A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime,
and may even change a life.

5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT…
A simple and sincere, “You look great in red,”
“You did a super job” or “That was a wonderful meal”
can make someone’s day.

6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR…
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE…
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone.
Be sensitive to those times
and give the gift of solitude to others.

8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION…
The easiest way to feel good is to
extend a kind word to someone,
really it’s not that hard to say, “Hello” or “Thank You”.

9) THE GIFT OF SALVATION …

But in order to receive the most wonderful of all

gifts you have to accept it through faith.

Something to Think About

February 5, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

“It’s not the pace of life I mind. It’s the sudden stop at the end.”

“I’M SIGNIFICANT!…screamed the dust speck.”

“The best presents don’t come in boxes.”

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”

“There’s more to this world than just people, you know.”

“To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.”

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.”

“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t
explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“If you couldn’t find any weirdness, maybe we’ll just have to make some!”

“There’s no problem so awful that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse!”

“There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.”

“The worst part is that I don’t even have the fun of doing the things I’m getting blamed for.”

“Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.”

“I’d hate to have a kid like me.”

“I swear I’m an Angel…….the Horns are just an Accessory!”

Tampons Wonder

February 5, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either one. “

House of 1000 Mirrors

February 3, 2011 RimpleSanchla post

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, “This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often.”

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, “That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again.”

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?