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Management lesson

February 26, 2011 post

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized?

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a
bathtub; we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to
empty the bathtub.”

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal
person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon.”

No,” answered the Director. “A normal person
would pull the drain plug.”

He flunked….. …..

There is a difference between an objective and actions!
Unless you understand your objective, you will be wasting your time in your actions.

Interesting interview….

February 26, 2011 post

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power…

Candidate :Ok Sir ….

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good.

Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate : Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. .

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer : ok now stop these all..

Candidate: ok now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe…chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah…bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Candidate : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Candidate: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Candidate: I m selected…I M SELECTED???REALLY? ?

Two sides of the same coin

February 13, 2011 post

For example: We read newspaper or when we watch a news channel.

Our opinions are formed on the basis of what journalist has shown, but thats only the one side. We are yet to see the other side.

This happens to each and every story and incident of our life.

Like:

We all know Mahatma Gandhi and Adolf Hitler. Two completely different personalities. But they had one thing in common ——- LOVE FOR THIER COUNTRY.

Mahatma Gandhi believed in non-violence and Adolf Hitler was totally opposite. In the process of achieving freedom for their respective countries many people were killed.

Though Gandhi believed non-violence, there was violence while the freedom struggle was going on in India and many people were killed…. though indirectly.

In Hitler’s case, we can say that the same thing was done directly. There was a world war and people were killed….

Today, when people think of Hitler, they get angry or find him a negative character. But, i think the feelings of Hitler and Gandhi were same!!

This is just one example.. Each and every story has 2 sides and most of the times we fail to see the other side. We need to turn the coin or move towards the other side of the coin to see it.

Social media, People and the Government

February 11, 2011 post

Fascinating about Egypt that there was no leader that became the instrument of change. No Gandhi, Mandela, Martin Luther King was needed to lead Egypt to revolt. Just the people.
Social Media brought people together in Egypt. And that’s what scares other governments

When there is a popular uprising without a central focus who does the state imprison, execute ? Egypt shut down the internet !
Can the Indian Govt shut down the internet? Can a popular uprising b caused by social media, or are we too cricket and bollywood obsessed?

Well guess, In India not social media but thirst will cause a revolution. 30% of Indians spend their lives looking for water
And what about the 70% indian population that lives on less than $2 a day ?? and the mutli thousand crore rich politicians ?

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …

February 10, 2011 status

Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’

So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’

Grandparents Answering Machine

February 9, 2011 post

Good morning. . . . At present we are not in but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp …
If you are one of our children, press 1
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner start talking – we are listening !!!”

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