September 2011

Company Full Names

Company Full Names…just dont miss it…. :-

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output…

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

A Day in Life

There’s always a day which will
change your world upside down in a moment.
In a moment a new world gets created or
in a moment our world gets shattered.

Left with some experience, some hurt, some tears
and some faith & hope that one day everything will be fine.
To experience that day,
it was important for me to go thru the present moment,
so that I can realize its value.

Experiencing a loss of compassion.
Am determined to change this and not adjust to it.
Will face it and not look back nor regret it.
Will stand out against all odds,
break the legacy, and be independent

Will create happiness, inner peace
will not allow anyone to hurt me
without my consent.
I will decide on what i want
not influenced by anyone.

A Day in Life is a Turning Point
Will mark it as a new beginning.
A Day in Life have changed my world upside down.

Rimple

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