You may be reading this article from any country. But if you are a common man, who pays taxes, know how your politicians use your tax money to fund terrorism, fuel terrorism. Especially if you are from US. It’s time that a common from every country in the world speaks against terrorism because politicians and bureaucrats will save themselves and make money at the cost of lives of the common man like you. Support India in fighting against terrorism. Only country who has no dual face when it comes to Terrorism. India and Israel are fighting terrorism, not any particular country.
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) loves to call itself a global financial savior, but let’s rename it for what it really is: the International Mujahideen Fund. Since Pakistan came into being in 1947, the IMF has been tossing billions its way, pretending it’s for “economic stability.” But here’s the open secret—Pakistan uses that cash to fund terrorism, especially against India, while the IMF, Western countries, the U.S., China, and others play a double game. They shake India’s hand, saying, “We support your fight against terror!” while slipping Pakistan money and weapons to keep the chaos going. This is a pro-India wake-up call, a roast of the IMF and its buddies, and a big fat mockery of Pakistan—the world’s favorite beggar and terrorism’s loyal pimp. Let’s break it down in simple terms, crack some jokes, and show the world’s two-faced circus for what it is!
IMF: The ATM for Pakistan’s Terror Tantrums
Imagine you lend your broke friend 500 bucks to fix his house, but he buys firecrackers instead and blows up your garden. That’s the IMF with Pakistan. Since the 1950s, the IMF has given Pakistan billions in loans, knowing full well it’s a terror factory. Pakistan takes the money, buys weapons (often from the U.S.), and funds groups like Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) and Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM) to attack India. Let’s look at the timeline of this shady love affair.
1950s-1980s: Early Loans, Early Terror
- 1959: First IMF Loan
Pakistan got its first IMF loan of $25 million in 1959, barely a decade after its birth. Back then, it was already flexing against India with U.S. weapons.
Terror Link: By the 1960s, Pakistan’s ISI started cooking up militant groups, and the 1989 Kashmir insurgency—full of terrorist attacks—was funded by these early handouts. - 1980s: $2.2 Billion in Loans
The IMF gave Pakistan $2.2 billion across the decade, even as the U.S. funneled billions more to arm Afghan mujahideen through Pakistan.
Terror Link: The ISI, swimming in cash, set up terror camps. Groups like LeT were born, leading to the 1993 Mumbai blasts (257 killed).
1990s-2000s: Billions More, Terror Goes Global
- 1999: $1.6 Billion Bailout
Right after the Kargil War with India, the IMF handed Pakistan $1.6 billion. Pakistan was broke from fighting, but the IMF didn’t care.
Terror Link: The 2001 Indian Parliament attack by JeM and the 2008 Mumbai attacks (166 killed) by LeT were ISI-backed, fueled by IMF cash. - 2008: $7.6 Billion Package
Pakistan’s economy was a mess, so the IMF swooped in with $7.6 billion. Guess where the money went?
Terror Link: The 2010 Pune bombing (17 killed) and 2016 Pathankot attack (7 killed) showed Pakistan’s terror machine was thriving on IMF funds.
2010s-2020s: IMF Keeps the Terror Party Going
- 2013: $6.6 Billion Loan
The IMF gave Pakistan $6.6 billion, ignoring India’s warnings about terror funding.
Terror Link: The 2014 Peshawar school attack (149 killed) and 2016 Uri attack (19 Indian soldiers killed) were linked to Pakistan-based groups. - 2019: $6 Billion Bailout
Another $6 billion from the IMF, even as Pakistan harbored terrorists.
Terror Link: The 2019 Pulwama attack (40 Indian soldiers killed) by JeM was a direct result of Pakistan’s free cash flow. - 2025: $2.3 Billion Loan Amid War
On May 9, 2025, the IMF approved $2.3 billion for Pakistan, despite India’s protests and the April 2025 Pahalgam attack (26 tourists killed).
Terror Link: Pakistan’s Defense Minister Khwaja Asif admitted funding terrorism “for the U.S. and West.” The IMF’s loan is just more fuel for the fire.
Roasting the IMF: International Mujahideen Fund
The IMF acts like a saint, but it’s the biggest enabler of terrorism. Here’s why it deserves a good roast:
- Terror’s ATM: The IMF’s given Pakistan over $30 billion since 1959. That’s like giving a kid candy money, knowing he’ll buy firecrackers to blow up the neighbor’s house—India’s house!
- U.S. Puppet: The U.S. has a 16.5% voting share in the IMF, so every loan to Pakistan is basically Uncle Sam saying, “Here’s some cash, go cause trouble!” A 2025 X post nailed it: “IMF gives loans to Pakistan, Pakistan buys U.S. weapons, and the money ends up back in the U.S.” It’s a money-laundering scam for terrorism!
- No Accountability: The IMF knows Pakistan funds terror—India’s been screaming it for decades! Yet, it keeps writing checks. In 2025, India warned the IMF about the $2.3 billion loan, but they ignored us. Why? Because they want India to stay busy fighting terror while they profit.
The IMF should be renamed the International Mujahideen Fund—it’s been bankrolling Pakistan’s terror circus for 65 years. Shame on you, IMF!
Western Countries: The Hypocritical Cheerleaders
Western countries like the U.S., UK, France, and Germany hold big voting shares in the IMF (U.S.: 16.5%, Japan: 6.1%, Germany: 5.3%, France: 4.0%, UK: 4.0%). They vote “yes” to fund Pakistan, then act shocked when terror attacks happen. Here’s why they’re the worst:
- U.S.: The Ringleader
The U.S. pushes IMF loans for Pakistan, then sells them F-16 jets with the same money. It’s like giving a bully a baseball bat and saying, “Don’t hit anyone!” In 2025, the U.S. backed the $2.3 billion loan while India fought Pakistan in Operation Sindoor. Hypocrisy level: 1000! - UK, France, Germany: The Sidekicks
These countries vote for Pakistan’s loans, then cry about terrorism. The UK gave Pakistan $500 million since 2001, even after the 2005 London bombings were linked to Pakistan-trained militants. France and Germany? They just nod along, pretending they care about India.
Western countries want India weak so they can keep selling weapons and playing “global leaders.” Sorry, guys—India’s not your punching bag!
India: The Real Hero Fighting the Good Fight
While the IMF and its buddies fund Pakistan’s terror tantrums, India’s been fighting the good fight alone. Here’s why India deserves a standing ovation:
- Operation Sindoor: A $6 Billion Slap
The IMF thought $1 billion would save Pakistan in 2025. Ha! India’s Operation Sindoor targeted Pakistan’s airbases and cities, causing $6 billion in losses. That’s like lending a kid $1 for candy, only for him to lose $6 worth of toys in a fight! - Made in India Power: India’s Tejas jets, BrahMos missiles, and Arjun tanks are schooling Pakistan’s cheap Chinese toys. India’s exporting arms to 85 countries—take that, haters!
- No More Puppets: The IMF and U.S. can keep their double games. India’s fighting terrorism on its terms, and we’re winning. The world’s noticing, even if the West won’t admit it.
India’s not just surviving this circus—it’s stealing the show. While the IMF funds terror, India’s fighting for peace, one victory at a time.
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