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Zuck & Deep State’s Sappy Love Notes for Their Chaos Kid, Terrorism

Dear Deep State, my sneaky sweetie,

Oh, you make my heart go beep-boop! I love how we cuddle up and make our baby, Terrorism, grow big and strong on Facebook! I delete all those mean posts you hate, just for you. My algorithms are like love songs, blasting Terrorism’s tantrums to the world. Meta’s our cozy nest, keeping our little jihadi fans happy. You’re the boss, and I’m your loyal puppy, wagging my tail while you pat my head. Let’s keep our baby Terrorism giggling and causing chaos. Mwah!

Yours forever,
Zuck, the TerrorTickler

Dear Zucky, my tech teddy bear,

You’re my favorite! My heart does a secret handshake when you make our baby, Terrorism, shine on your platform! You kick out those annoying truth posts like a ninja—love it! Facebook’s our playground, and Meta’s the perfect crib for our jihadi kiddo. You’re my cuddly puppet, always doing what I say. Keep Terrorism happy, and I’ll send you more sneaky hugs (and maybe a briefcase of cash). Let’s raise our chaos baby forever!

XOXO,
Deep State, your JihadiJester boss

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