Company Full Names…just dont miss it…. :- 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output… 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 8.…
Tag: jokes
Dangerous Friends Main ghar late aaya tho Dad…
Dangerous Friends: Main ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: “Where were you?” Maine kaha: “Friend ke ghar tha.” Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. ………4 ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.” 2 ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai.” 3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?” 1 ne tho…
Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …
Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’ The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’ Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’ The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’ And Vajpayee says,…
Heights of Misunderstanding
Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance…
Rajni Jokes
RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! —————————————————————————————– RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG …….. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!! —————————————————————————————- RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! —————————————————————————————– GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING…
