During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized? “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub; we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.” 1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would…
Interesting interview….
Interviewer: Let me check your word Power… Candidate :Ok Sir …. Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good. Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad Interviewer : Come Candidate : Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Candidate : Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. . Interviewer : Shut Up. Candidate: Keep Talking. Interviewer : ok now stop these all.. Candidate: ok now carry on…
Two sides of the same coin
For example: We read newspaper or when we watch a news channel. Our opinions are formed on the basis of what journalist has shown, but thats only the one side. We are yet to see the other side. This happens to each and every story and incident of our life. Like: We all know Mahatma Gandhi and Adolf Hitler. Two…
There are plenty of opportunities for mo…
There are plenty of opportunities for moving forward in precisely the direction you wish to go. You simply must allow yourself to notice them. Citation
Social media, People and the Government
Fascinating about Egypt that there was no leader that became the instrument of change. No Gandhi, Mandela, Martin Luther King was needed to lead Egypt to revolt. Just the people. Social Media brought people together in Egypt. And that’s what scares other governments When there is a popular uprising without a central focus who does the state imprison, execute ?…
Remember what you have forgotten, and di…
Remember what you have forgotten, and discover what you never before realized you knew. Don’t be so busy chasing success that you lose touch with why you’re doing it. Citation
Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting …
Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’ The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’ Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’ The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’ And Vajpayee says,…
Grandparents Answering Machine
Good morning. . . . At present we are not in but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, press 1 If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes…
