Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance…
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9 Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING… But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION… Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER… Email funpages to your friends.…
Something to Think About
“It’s not the pace of life I mind. It’s the sudden stop at the end.” “I’M SIGNIFICANT!…screamed the dust speck.” “The best presents don’t come in boxes.” “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” “There’s more to this world than just people, you know.” “To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the…
House of 1000 Mirrors
Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging…
Global Warming: Disappearing World
Reserachers in Kolkata’s Jadavpur University after 6 years of research has found that couple of islands in the Sunderban delta have gone under the sea. In couple of year’s time rising seas level , will soon make 70,000 people homeless. And I think, in maybe couple of years this number is going to touch few millions. Its high time we…
THE FOUR CANDLES!!!
The four candles burn slowly The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking. The first on said “I AM PEACE! However no can keep me lit, I believe i will go out” Its flame rapidly diminishes and goes out completely. The second one said ” I AM FAITH! Most of all, i am no Longer indispensable, So it…
Email to wife (wrong recipient)
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. computer-in-hotel Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting…
Dare You LAUGH at SARDARS!!
a sardar goes to a quiz… The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says “I will skip this” 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In…
A Visit to a Warship INS VIKRANT…… A MEMORY TO CHERISH
I was just watching the news about the new INDIAN WARSHIP and recollected some good old school days where we had a school trip to visit a WARSHIP AT COLABA…. it was “INS VIKRANT”. INS VIKRANT was india’s first Aircraft carrier and now it is a floating museum. As a school kid the entire experience was mesmerizing… it was scary…