A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.” The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, “What are your two…
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a medicine to cure blood cancer… please share with everyone
got an email…. it might be true…… no harm in sharing… cure blood cancer… please share with as many people as possible ‘Imitinef Mercilet’ is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at “Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai”. Address: Cancer Institute in Adyar , Chennai East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar Adyar Chennai -600020 Landmark:…
Brave Hubby
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third fellow says…
Facebook dismisses shutting down rumours
Facebook has dismissed rumors that the social networking site is shutting down, after millions of its users got panicked. “We didn’t get the memo about shutting down, so we’ll keep working away. We aren’t going anywhere; we’re just getting started,” the New York Daily News quoted Facebook as tweeting. The Internet rumour was sparked by a report from a website,…
COST MANAGEMENT
A PERSON was ILL.. DAY 1 A fellow advised HIM TO go to a DOCTOR DAY 2 THE FELLOW AGAIN advised him to visit a DOCTOR, he nodded with an unpleasant smile.. DAY 3 STILL, HE WAS ILL N he did not go to the DOCTOR. THE ILL PERSON Came n asked THE FELLOW how much would the doctor cost…
Friendship
Its easy to take our friendship, and each other for granted- to forget what life would be like, without each other to laugh with, to be with, to care about…. But whenever I slow down and give our Friendship a thought, I still feel that… its one of the finest relationship I have and I still see the same sentiment…
Taxes!!!
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the President as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little…
if restaurants were run like microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron:…
Will the map of India change in 2011?
It’s been a decade since the last time the map of India changed. Whether it will change again depends on how the central government handles the demand for a separate state of Telangana. And on that depends whether the map will change again (trifurcating Uttar Pradesh?) and again (bifurcating Maharashtra?) and again (a new state in the north-east?). The Srikrishna…
