Interviewer: Let me check your word Power… Candidate :Ok Sir …. Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good. Candidate :hmmmm….. Bad Interviewer : Come Candidate : Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Candidate : Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? Candidate : UGLYYYYYYYYY. . Interviewer : Shut Up. Candidate: Keep Talking. Interviewer : ok now stop these all.. Candidate: ok now carry on…
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Two sides of the same coin
For example: We read newspaper or when we watch a news channel. Our opinions are formed on the basis of what journalist has shown, but thats only the one side. We are yet to see the other side. This happens to each and every story and incident of our life. Like: We all know Mahatma Gandhi and Adolf Hitler. Two…
Social media, People and the Government
Fascinating about Egypt that there was no leader that became the instrument of change. No Gandhi, Mandela, Martin Luther King was needed to lead Egypt to revolt. Just the people. Social Media brought people together in Egypt. And that’s what scares other governments When there is a popular uprising without a central focus who does the state imprison, execute ?…
Grandparents Answering Machine
Good morning. . . . At present we are not in but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, press 1 If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes…
Some Stupid Questions and Answers…..
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try…
Heights of Misunderstanding
Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance…
9 Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING… But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION… Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER… Email funpages to your friends.…
Something to Think About
“It’s not the pace of life I mind. It’s the sudden stop at the end.” “I’M SIGNIFICANT!…screamed the dust speck.” “The best presents don’t come in boxes.” “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” “There’s more to this world than just people, you know.” “To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the…
