Rimple: “Sheldon, why do you insist Saturday night is laundry night?” Sheldon: “Because, Rimple, laundry night is a sacred ritual, precisely scheduled to optimize detergent efficacy and avoid the chaos of crowded laundromats!” Rimple: “Well, I say Saturday night is music night! You fold socks, I crank up the rock—my playlist has more harmony than your laundry schedule!” Sheldon: “Harmony?…
