Oh, Pakistan, what a pickle you’ve gotten yourself into! While your army thumps its chest and boasts of “befitting replies” to India, the truth is spilling out like chai from a cracked cup. Indian media reports, backed by juicy intelligence leaks, reveal that Pakistan’s military is in a hilarious state of disarray, with ammunition stocks so low they could barely…
Chinese Defence Systems Flop, Pakistan Whines, India Shines! Picture this: Pakistan, proudly flaunting its shiny Chinese-made defence toys, gets a reality check in Operation Sindoor (May 2025). India’s precision strikes on terror camps in Pakistan and PoK left Pakistan’s air defence systems—bought at China’s grand “stock clearance sale”—gasping for air. The whole world is laughing as Pakistan cries to China,…
Note: To understand this article, please read this article first: Welcome to the wildest geopolitical soap opera of 2025, where Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, and Vladimir Putin are strutting their stuff in a tariff-fueled dance-off that’s funnier than a cat video gone viral. Picture Trump twirling his MAGA hat, Xi plotting from his mega military fortress, and Putin winking like…
Oh, Mark Zuckerberg, you TerrorTickler goofball, you’ve outdone yourself this time! According to your oh-so-wise Facebook Community Standards, the Pahalgam attack image is fake, probably whipped up by some AI in a basement, right? Wait for it—Zuck’s probably gonna say, “Pahalgam? What’s that? A fake place where fake terrorism happens to spread Islamophobia!” Cue the laugh track! This guy’s so…
Listen up, folks! Mark Zuckerberg, the nerd king of TerrorTickler (aka Facebook), is out here acting like a pro-jihadi cheerleader! His platform’s so-called “Community Standards” are a total joke. Let’s be real—they should rename it “One Particular Community Standard” or, better yet, “Islamic Community Standard”! Zuck’s crew deletes every post that dares speak truth about jihadi nonsense, claiming it’s “against…
Zuck’s Love Letter to Deep State Dear Deep State, my sneaky sweetie, Oh, you make my heart go beep-boop! I love how we cuddle up and make our baby, Terrorism, grow big and strong on Facebook! I delete all those mean posts you hate, just for you. My algorithms are like love songs, blasting Terrorism’s tantrums to the world. Meta’s…
Buckle up for a Bollywood masala blockbuster that’s funnier than a Golmaal marathon! Picture this: India and Pakistan are fighting over a giant pani ka matka (water pot)—the Indus River. India, played by the slick Ajay Devgn as Gopal, decides to pull the ultimate prank by suspending the Indus Waters Treaty in April 2025, leaving Pakistan, played by the bumbling…
When I read about this Credit Card issue, instantly Oceans 11 popped-up in my mind. I really watched Oceans 11 once again after a long time, just to write this article. Let’s break down the “fake credit card problem” in the U.S. like it’s a funny Ocean’s Eleven-style movie. Imagine a cool crew called DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) stepping…
I found this SSN scam so hilarious. This must be the only scam / fraud that is funny in the whole world. If you know any scam funny than this or similar to this, please do share. I would like to know and laugh till my stomach and jaws hurt. It has taken me weeks to picture this whole thing…
