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Grandparents Answering Machine

Good morning. . . . At present we are not in but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, press 1 If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes…

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Some Stupid Questions and Answers…..

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try…

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Heights of Misunderstanding

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance…

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9 Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING… But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION… Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER… Email funpages to your friends.…

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Something to Think About

“It’s not the pace of life I mind. It’s the sudden stop at the end.” “I’M SIGNIFICANT!…screamed the dust speck.” “The best presents don’t come in boxes.” “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” “There’s more to this world than just people, you know.” “To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the…

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