You may be reading this article from any country. But if you are a common man, who pays taxes, know how your politicians use your tax money to fund terrorism, fuel terrorism. Especially if you are from US. It’s time that a common from every country in the world speaks against terrorism because politicians and bureaucrats will save themselves and make money at the cost of lives of the common man like you. Support India in fighting against terrorism. Only country who has no dual face when it comes to Terrorism. India and Israel are fighting terrorism, not any particular country.
Pakistan is like that guy who’s always broke, begging for cash, but spends it on firecrackers to annoy his neighbors. The IMF, U.S., China, Saudi Arabia, and Europe treat Pakistan like a screwdriver—a cheap tool to mess with India. They don’t even respect Pakistan; for them, it’s just a pimp they pay to spread terror. Since 1947, Pakistan’s been hired to stir chaos, and now it’s too deep to stop. How can it, when the same countries shouting “Fight terrorism!” are secretly funding it? Let’s eavesdrop on some hilarious (and shady) conversations between Pakistan and its “friends.”
Funny Dialogues: The Two-Faced Circus
IMF and Pakistan
IMF: “Here’s $2.3 billion, Pakistan! Use it wisely for your economy!”
Pakistan: “Thanks, boss! I’ll buy some shiny weapons and sponsor a few terror camps!”
IMF: “Shhh, don’t say that out loud! Just make sure the U.S. gets its cut, okay?”
Pakistan: “Aye aye, captain! Terror’s my middle name!”
U.S. and Pakistan
U.S.: “Pakistan, here’s $450 million to fix your F-16s. But no funny business, alright?”
Pakistan: “Funny business? Me? Never! I’ll just bomb India a little, that’s all!”
U.S.: “Quiet, you idiot! We’ll pretend to support India while you do the dirty work. Deal?”
Pakistan: “You’re the best, Uncle Sam! I’ll even name a terror camp after you!”
China and Pakistan
China: “Here’s some cheap JF-17 jets, Pakistan. Keep India busy, okay?”
Pakistan: “Thanks, bro! But these jets break down every Tuesday. Got anything better?”
China: “Don’t complain, beggar! Just keep India distracted while I grab their land!”
Pakistan: “You got it! I’m the best screwdriver money can buy!”
Saudi Arabia and Pakistan
Saudi: “Here’s $1 billion, Pakistan. Build some schools, spread peace!”
Pakistan: “Schools? Nah, I’ll build madrasas to train more terrorists!”
Saudi: “Perfect! Just don’t tell India we’re funding you. We’re ‘friends’ with them!”
Pakistan: “My lips are sealed—until the next terror attack!”
Europe and Pakistan
Europe: “Pakistan, here’s $500 million for development. Be a good boy!”
Pakistan: “Development? I’ll develop some new terror plots against India!”
Europe: “Shush! We’ll tell India we’re team anti-terror, but you keep the chaos going!”
Pakistan: “I’m the chaos king! Watch me shine!”
The Two-Faced Diplomatic Drama
Now, let’s peek into a diplomatic meeting in 2025, where these countries play besties with India while stabbing it in the back. Picture this: a fancy conference room, Indian diplomats sipping chai, and the IMF, U.S., China, Saudi Arabia, and Europe putting on their best fake smiles.
Scene 1: The Meeting Starts
U.S.: “India, we’re your partners! We fully support your fight against terrorism. Team India all the way!”
IMF: “Absolutely! We’re here to help you grow, India. No terrorism on our watch!”
China: “Yes, yes, India is our friend. Peace and harmony!”
Saudi: “India, you’re our brother! We stand with you against terror!”
Europe: “Team India forever! Let’s fight terrorism together!”
Scene 2: The Phone Call Interruptions
U.S. Diplomat’s Phone Rings
U.S.: “Excuse me, India, urgent call!” Steps out
U.S. (on phone): “What the hell, Pentagon? Why are we giving F-16 upgrades to Pakistan? Just make sure they use them to mess with India! We need chaos!” Hangs up, returns
U.S.: “Sorry, India, just some urgent business. Where were we? Oh yes, Team India!”
IMF Official’s Phone Rings
IMF: “Pardon me, India, I’ll be right back!” Steps out
IMF (on phone): “Why did we approve $2.3 billion for Pakistan? Good! They’ll buy U.S. weapons and fund terror. Perfect plan to keep India busy!” Hangs up, returns
IMF: “Apologies, India, just a small issue. We’re 100% with you on fighting terrorism!”
China Diplomat’s Phone Rings
China: “Sorry, India, one moment!” Steps out
China (on phone): “Yes, send more drones to Pakistan! Tell them to attack India’s border—we need a distraction while we grab Arunachal!” Hangs up, returns
China: “My apologies, India. I’m all in for peace with you!”
Saudi Diplomat’s Phone Rings
Saudi: “Excuse me, India, I’ll be quick!” Steps out
Saudi (on phone): “Another $1 billion to Pakistan? Great! Tell them to build more terror camps—India must stay weak!” Hangs up, returns
Saudi: “So sorry, India. Let’s talk about our strong anti-terror partnership!”
Europe Diplomat’s Phone Rings
Europe: “Pardon me, India, just a second!” Steps out
Europe (on phone): “Another $500 million for Pakistan? Perfect! Tell them to keep sponsoring terror—India can’t rise too fast!” Hangs up, returns
Europe: “Apologies, India. We’re fully committed to fighting terrorism with you!”
Scene 3: India Sees Through the Lies
Indian Diplomat (thinking): “These clowns think we’re fools? We know you’re funding Pakistan’s terror game while pretending to be our friends. Nice try, but India’s not buying your drama!”
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