Its easy to take our friendship, and each other for granted- to forget what life would be like, without each other to laugh with, to be with, to care about…. But whenever I slow down and give our Friendship a thought, I still feel that… its one of the finest relationship I have and I still see the same sentiment…
Month: January 2011
Rajni Jokes
RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! —————————————————————————————– RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG …….. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!! —————————————————————————————- RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! —————————————————————————————– GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING…
Taxes!!!
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the President as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little…
if restaurants were run like microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron:…
Will the map of India change in 2011?
It’s been a decade since the last time the map of India changed. Whether it will change again depends on how the central government handles the demand for a separate state of Telangana. And on that depends whether the map will change again (trifurcating Uttar Pradesh?) and again (bifurcating Maharashtra?) and again (a new state in the north-east?). The Srikrishna…
Think Of Those That Love You
If someone should hurt youand say a thing unkind,Remember what I write you,and keep these thoughts in mind. For everyone that makes you cry,there are three who make you smile.And a smile will last a long, long time,but a tear just a little while. Don’t let someone who hates the worldcause you to hate it too.Behind the clouds is a…
Attitude matters
An old man lived alone in Minnesota . He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able…
A nice short story I found, and wanted to share…
As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years. The envelope was…
Real Maths!!
Equation 1: Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work Equation 2: Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore,…
