Past is like a NIGHT…. but there’s always a NEW DAY after a NIGHT. There are 12 months in a year… but they all have different season…… In 365 days, our world (earth) rotates 365 times…… In 24 hrs (a human day) we see DAWN, […]
Month: December 2010
There’s a beautiful story: An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavad Gita. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate […]
The Indian government has failed to live up to the citizen’s expectation in dealing with 26/11 terrorist attack issue. While government spends crores in keeping the Pakistani gunman Ajmal Kasab safe and sound (he now claims that he was not at all involved in 26/11 […]
Our Fantasy world is so different from our Real World… Fantasy World would be a place of peace… Real world full of TRAFFIC POM-POM Fantasy World… 70mm smile on face even if we are alone…. Real World… Smiling alone??? is he/she mad or crazy? Fantasy […]
Take the prospective employee and put him in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave him alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what he is doing.
If he has taken the table apart, put him in Engineering.
If he is counting the butts in the ashtray, assign him to Finance.
If he is waving his arms and talking out loud, send him to Consulting.
If he is talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for him.
If he is sleeping, he is Management material.
If he is writing up the experience, send him to the Technical Documentation team.
If he doesn’t even look up when you enter the room, assign him to Security.
If he tries to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, put him into Marketing.
If he is wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Software is his niche.
If he mentions what a good price we got for the table and chairs, send him to Purchasing .
If he mentions that hardwood furniture does not come from rainforests, Public Relations will suit him well.